Trusting Tatsuma with both guarding groceries and composing an ode at the same time is a mistake. He's still thinking it over when Yamato runs back with his glorious chariot.
Oh well. He'll figure something out on the way.
Though he does glance around to make sure no one's particularly paying attention, he'll grab the basket and hop into the cart, settling down with the basket in his arms. Hmm, how to start...
Never fear, Tatsuma! Surely the wind in your hair as the sights rush by will give you the greatest inspiration...
Because of course Yamato isn't going to go slow. Oh no. As soon as Tatsuma is settled in the cart (and "settled" here means "probably won't go flying headfirst out of it", he's taking off, nyooming down the aisle at full speed. AWAY THEY GO hopefully this will not end tragically.
Being rattled around in a shopping cart isn't exactly helping, no. Hopefully he doesn't bite his tongue while he tries to speak.
Uh... "You look... great. Hope your wedding isn't... late." Rhyming? How does it work? "Jim as a mate... Might be a mistake." That one might be stretching it. "But you're fine and that's..." Uhhh shoot. "Divine?"
Hopefully he doesn't, because it's a toss-up whether or not Yamato would slow down even if he did... thankfully the aisles in Freshens' aren't really long enough to get up that much speed, and through pure miracle he manages not to crash headlong into anybody else. AMAZING.
"That was good! Way better than mine." Oh no, an accidental rhyme...
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Oh well. He'll figure something out on the way.
Though he does glance around to make sure no one's particularly paying attention, he'll grab the basket and hop into the cart, settling down with the basket in his arms. Hmm, how to start...
"An ode to Janet."
Pause. He's totally got this.
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Because of course Yamato isn't going to go slow. Oh no. As soon as Tatsuma is settled in the cart (and "settled" here means "probably won't go flying headfirst out of it", he's taking off, nyooming down the aisle at full speed. AWAY THEY GO hopefully this will not end tragically.
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Uh... "You look... great. Hope your wedding isn't... late." Rhyming? How does it work? "Jim as a mate... Might be a mistake." That one might be stretching it. "But you're fine and that's..." Uhhh shoot. "Divine?"
An attempt was made.
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"That was good! Way better than mine." Oh no, an accidental rhyme...
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"What was yours like?"
Does this count as morbid curiosity? His was pretty terrible...
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Yamato that explains literally nothing.
But at least he's slowing down to a reasonable speed now...
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"Cows?"